I test drove a thing

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03/01/2016 at 12:55 • Filed to: SHOPPING, TEST DRIVE, GLA45 AMG

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With a kid and now two dogs, I’ve started to think that I might like a little more practicality in my daily driver. I have an FJ80 Land Cruiser for winter, hardware and garden store runs, hiking, muddy dog parks, and bigger groups, but my DD E46 M3 is a little tight for many purposes. And a 12-year-old German performance car is a little worrisome in terms of unexpected expensive maintenance. Even though the mileage is low, I had an unwelcome $4500 bill last summer—surprise! I have to think it won’t be the last one.

And so, looking for a warranty and four doors—and maybe a hatch—I started thinking about wagons, and crossovers, and small SUVs. I don’t need a track weapon but I do want to have fun on mountain roads, and I really don’t want to lose much power. Unfortunately, since Americans buy muscle cars and European sports cars, and Americans buy fuel-efficient, practical crossovers and gas-guzzling SUVs, but Americans apparently will not buy practical family cars that are also fast (i.e. wagons), there sort of...aren’t any. So I went and drove a Mercedes GLA45 AMG.

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It’s every bit as loud and quick as the reviews would have you believe. The adjustable exhaust makes a great, raspy growl, comfort and sport/manual mode really makes a difference, and manual shifts with the dual-clutch box are quick and satisfying. And while there’s a tiny bit of lag in the turbo, boy does the power make up for it when it comes on. All that and decent gas mileage, too! While it feels very planted, you can definitely tell the AWD is very front-biased, unfortunately. That said, it would be a very fun car to drive around on a daily basis.

It’s actually a very nice size, and at least passenger-wise makes good use of its relatively small space—rear legroom was surprisingly decent, even behind my seat (I’m 6'3" and not skinny) although headroom is tight in the back for tall people. It has good cargo space—in fact, with the seats down, capacity is better than the Volvo V60 and both bigger and more usable than the Porsche Macan.

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However, it isn’t quite the right shape for my purposes: because of the relatively steep rake of the hatch (for a crossover anyway), the rear seat headrests are right in the back window, which means a dog of useful size can’t really sit up and look out the window like in the back of a wagon. My husky and German Shepherd would fit back there fine...but only lying down. So I’d have to drive around with one seat folded down if I wanted them to have a little more room, but that would make it possible for them to get on the leather, the avoidance of which is basically the only reason to get a hatchback instead of a sedan, for me at least.

The interior on the one I drove (white over black-with-red-trim leather) was impossibly gaudy, with carbon-fiber inserts and red circles around the chrome vents and red seat belts, but this failed to distract from the fact that the interior materials (other than the seats, which were great) are pretty sub-par. I wasn’t going to buy that one, but had the option to reserve a nicely optioned black-on-black one for delivery next month. That interior was not Cadillac ATS-V shiny-black-plastic-and-plastic-chrome bad, but not up to the usual German car standard either. On the base GLA250, for $35k, this would be fine and wouldn’t bother me. But on the GLA45, which you simply cannot find without every option package taking it up over $60k MSRP, it just doesn’t seem right.

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Overall, it was a fun drive and I’m glad someone’s offering a lunatic 375-horsepower hatchback with torque for days and all the toys, even if I have a hard time imagining that they’ll sell all that many. I couldn’t shake the feeling that I’d much prefer to spend less money on something a couple years old with a CPO or CarMax warranty, and get a nicer interior and more performance to boot. And since the hatch area doesn’t really solve a sedan’s layout problem for dog transportation, why bother? Most days it’s just my kid and I on the way to school and then work anyway, and soon enough he’ll be driving himself a lot of the time... and so I find myself looking at E90 M3s and C63 AMGs online, and then immediately kicking myself and wondering if a warranty and two more doors are really worth the investment. In conclusion, damn Audi for not bringing the RS4 or RS6 Avants over in, say, 2012.

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > RPM esq.
03/01/2016 at 14:18

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You and I are on the same page buddy. My A4 got real small once my son was born and all the shit that comes with kids.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > RPM esq.
03/01/2016 at 14:23

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have you considered a V60 R-design with a polestar tune?


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > RPM esq.
03/01/2016 at 14:24

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If you get something too nice, you will not want to put the dogs in it. I say keep the FJ for its purpose, and keep a drivers car for a daily. Getting something with a dual purpose is a let down really. It’s not great at anything, and just a compromise all around.

Unless we are talking Cayenne GTS!


Kinja'd!!! TractorPillow > RPM esq.
03/01/2016 at 14:58

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I was about to buy a GLA. Really liked it and still do, but same thing about the dogs. I don’t have kids so I bought a Viper instead; it holds one dog pretty well

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Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > E92M3
03/01/2016 at 15:00

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Yeah, I'm with you. The combination of relatively pristine driver’s car and muddy dog truck has served me well and I think I’ll be sticking with it...four doors would be nice though.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > RPM esq.
03/01/2016 at 16:08

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Maybe E90 M3, or C63 AMG? That’s all I got.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > RPM esq.
03/01/2016 at 16:13

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Hopefully they facelift the GLA at some point and improve interior quality. What about a CPO E63 wagon?


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
03/01/2016 at 16:13

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I did, but had ruled it out... Can you get a Polestar tune on the R-design? I mean, I can’t afford to buy a full-on Polestar and no one will lease one, but I could swing a certified T6 R-design and then spring for a tune. I’ve thought about getting an Audi S4 and a Revo tune, for example. Although I’m concerned that the suspension and transmission in a V60 would feel like driving a bus compared to an M3 or even a C63 AMG...


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
03/01/2016 at 16:15

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Yeah, that would be pretty great, if I could find such a thing for a non-absurd price.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > RPM esq.
03/01/2016 at 16:17

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you could do a CPO S4, but I feel the Volvo would be a revelation in terms of comfort and usability.

Take what I say with a grain of salt though, as I haven't driven one. if you really want a good family car, get an E60 M5. they are awesome to drive


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > E92M3
03/01/2016 at 16:18

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Yup, that’s what I’m looking at. Or maybe an S4 with a Revo tune. Going to drive a C63 AMG this weekend...unfortunately the nearest CarMax is three hours away so my plan is to test drive stuff around here when I can, then when the right one pops up in CarMax’s system have it shipped there, go down and do the deal. MaxCare, you know. None of the dealerships here will certify M3s, at least not that I’ve ever seen. And Mercedes CPO prices are ridiculous. I have heard bad things about the C63 transmission, but I’ll reserve judgment till I’ve driven one.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > RPM esq.
03/01/2016 at 18:08

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C63 trans is sluggish from the factory, but Weistec has a software upgrade to solve that.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > RPM esq.
03/02/2016 at 03:16

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No idea what they go for honestly. They’re so rare. Just figured if you were looking at a 60k GLA it wouldn’t be too hard to find an E63 wagon for less.